The Workhouse Wardby Lady Gregory
Format of Original Source: Play
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Candidate for Adaptation? Promising
MRS. DONOHOE. I’d like my job! Is it queer in the head you are grown asking me to bring in a stranger off the road?
MICHAEL MISKELL. I am not, ma’am, but an old neighbor I am. If I had forecasted this asking I would have asked it myself. Michael Miskell I am, that was in the next house to you in Skehanagh!
MRS. DONOHOE. For pity’s sake! Michael Miskell is it? That’s worse again. Yourself and Mike that never left fighting and scolding and attacking one another! Sparring at one another like two young pups you were, and threatening one another after like two grown dogs!
MIKE MCINERNEY. All the quarreling was ever in the place it was myself did it. Sure his anger rises fast and goes away like the wind. Bring him out with myself now, Honor Donohoe, and God bless you.
MRS. DONOHOE. Well, then, I will not bring him out, and I will not bring yourself out, and you not to learn better sense. Are you making yourself ready to come?
MIKE MCINERNEY. I am thinking, maybe … it is a mean thing for a man that is shivering into seventy years to go changing from place to place.
MRS. DONOHOE. Well, take your luck or leave it. All I asked was to save you from the hurt and the harm of the year.
MIKE MCINERNEY. Bring the both of us with you or I will not stir out of this.
MRS. DONOHOE. Give me back my fine suit so [begins gathering up the clothes], till I go look for a man of my own!
MIKE MCINERNEY. Let you go so, as you are so unnatural and so disobliging, and look for some man of your own, God help him! For I will not go with you at all!
MRS. DONOHOE. It is too much time I lost with you, and dark night waiting to overtake me on the road. Let the two of you stop together, and the back of my hand to you.
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