Playbill’s Broadway Horoscope Readings: September 2022
It’s Virgo season! What does September have in store for you?
It’s September, which means it’s time to get things organized in service of the bigger picture. What do you need to tidy up?
Virgo
(August 23–September 22)
Campbell David | Bring It On
It’s time to come clean, Virgo! There’s something you’re not telling yourself or someone else—what are you afraid of? You can handle the challenge. Relationships require us to be vulnerable, now is the time to practice.
Libra
(September 23–October 22)
Princess Fiona | Shrek
Do you change in the moonlight, Libra? Those that really love you are willing to love your shadows because they can see the beauty, and they know it’s what makes you special. Let them see who you really are!
Scorpio
(October 23–November 21)
Ojii-Chan/Sam Kimura | Allegiance
Scorpio, despite the challenges you face, you bring traditions into the present. Everything that makes you wonderful comes with you—tend the garden and reap the rewards.
Sagittarius
(November 22–December 21)
Frankie Healy | Jagged Little Pill
You’ve lit a new match, Sagittarius! All you really want is a fresh adventure—you’re game for exploration and experimentation, and the excitement is bewildering. Beware of burning yourself and others, this is new territory.
Capricorn
(December 22–January 19)
Oliver Warbucks | Annie
You’ve got all the resources you need, Capricorn! With such abundance available to you, who else is able to receive it? You’re sitting on a mountain of gold, and it’s always better to share it with those you love.
Aquarius
(January 20–February 18)
Dina | The Band’s Visit
Hard work can be so boring, Aquarius! You need to be challenged and inspired to give it your everything, and you can create that formula for yourself. When it’s a slog, take a deep breath and let the unexpected fall into your lap.
Pisces
(February 19–March 20)
Vivian Ward | Pretty Woman
Keep your cool, Pisces! There will be headaches, but you know how to navigate them when you take a breath and listen to your heart. Beware of overthinking things—your emotions can help you find the answer when your mind can’t decide.
Aries
(March 21–April 19)
Ann Darrow | King Kong
Sometimes it feels like life is a battle, Aries! You know what you believe in, but it is also ok to change perspectives—and your heart and mind. When the moments of conflict arise for you, take a breath and let out a scream. You’ll feel better.
Taurus
(April 20–May 20)
Cady Heron | Mean Girls
Be careful with your words, Taurus! You know exactly how to use them to get what you want, the tools are in your backpack. The choice to be benevolent or vindictive is yours, so think about the impact you want to leave and choose wisely.
Gemini
(May 21–June 20)
Patrick Bateman | American Psycho
Too much of a good thing can be terrible, Gemini! When achievement is your only focus, the simple joys of life are lost. Take a minute to appreciate the sun shining, the moon rising, the laughter of your loved ones.
Cancer
(June 21–July 22)
Jafar | Aladdin
It’s time to face your dark side, Cancer! You can conjure the life of your dreams, but be aware of your motivation. Pure intentions will take you further, there’s still time to be your own diamond in the rough.
Leo
(July 23–August 22)
Florence Greenberg | Baby It’s You!
You’ve found your focus and are making moves, Leo! The world doesn’t know what hit it when you start breaking barriers and changing perspectives. The best part is you’re just doing what you do.